Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Slogan


This is my slogan, It says be positive like be nice. I created this today, I really enjoyed making this slogan.

Writing W10 - Superhero Card


This is my Superhero card, My superhero is Toxic Noodle man he fire noodles out of his arms and face. 

STEM Software Engineers two

  This is my name I did have some help from Oscar Ellis please enjoy and play my other games.

Monday, September 18, 2017

The bike race

On the 5 September in 2017, Hobble Fracis big chap wakes up in his rubbish bin at McDonald's he remembered that he had his big race he got up and put on his XXXXXXXXXXL Kim Jong Un shorts. He ate his daily 200kg can of spam. He had a bath in the toilet which had rotting poo that he used as body wash. He jumped on his stolen TT bike and biked to the event. The event was called the tour de hastings. He arrived he was very nervous. A voice came on the speaker “Get to the starting line” Hobble Fracis big chap wheeled his bike to the start line. He ate another 200 kg of spam and then he had to attach an ipad that showed apple maps they have put that on Hobble’s bike because he did not remember the track. He switched on his auto acceleration and braking. They put on 1.1 inch off road tyres. Meanwhile Francis Bob Hugeman is getting his 100 year old unicycle, Francis gets his water bottle that he bought from 1¢ store. Hobble sculls back his water from his old beer can.



On your marks! get set! Go! Hobble Fracis big chap starts moving but not very fast, Then he is 4th he pushes and he gets to third Francis Bob Huge man is in front. Hobble Fracis big chap overtakes Francis Bob Hugeman. Hobble eats another 200 kg of spam while Hobble is not looking Francis Bob Hugeman passes Hobble Fracis big chap. Hobble turns his auto acceleration to full speed. Hobble passes Francis it's a race to the finish but then Francis starts to fall to the back everyone passes him. Francis Bob Hugeman starts go really slow everyone overlaps him. Francis is now two laps till he finishes and Hobble is only one lap till he finishes. Hobble passes the finish line so does everyone else.


There is a big feast for the racers. Francis Bob Hugeman is still going. Everyone sits and waits for Francis to leave. They get bored so they leave. Francis is on the  final stretch it is 7.30pm, 180 minutes later at 10.29 pm and 59 seconds he crosses the line, Finishing at a time of about 9 and a half hours the other people there had finished but Hobble was sitting in the stands watching and supporting Francis in the race. They hop on there bikes and they go to KFC they eat five buckets of 1% free range chicken, Since Francis and Hobble do not they run off into Subway they eat a 18 foot long sub with Swiss cheese, Meatballs, Olives, Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce, Tomato and Jalapenos with thousand island sauce. Francis and Hobble get given there Subs, Sirens moan because the police a surrounding the front of the building, Francis and Hobble grab their subs and throw them in the bag, They run out back and they climb onto roof and they see their bike’s. Francis jumps off roof and land on his belly but he is not hurt, Its Hobbles turn to jump he jumps and does a 180 degree jump and lands on his belly he is not hurt like Francis, They both get onto there bikes and ride off.

Calendar art

My Calendar Art
My calendar art is a Lamborghini Aventador cruising down a road in the bush. The blue sky shines over the Lamborghini. The sun reflects off the Lamborghini's carbon fiber body. The bushes sit still as a brick. Buy a calendar for just $12.00 and if you buy the first 3 you get $3.00 discount. There are more items which you can get my art on it so come into Parkvale School. The art is by Aston Evans-Parkes

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Ryan's Funeral Recount

This is my writing is a recount of Ryan's funeral

Journey to Fielding


We got on the bus and everyone was chatting about Ryan's funeral so that's where the journey started as we were on the bus the kapa haka boys were practicing Pokarekare ana. It was kind of boring on the bus but we dealt with it so we started to play I dare you, Soon when we stopped playing we arrived in Woodville we played on the playground and most of us stopped to go toilet. An hour later we arrived at the church in Feilding.
As We walked in everyone was teary with tissues in their hands, Wiping away the tears every 5 seconds.
Half way through people started to get emotional. Me and Nick and Jake were getting really sad through the service so Jake's mum and dad gave us tissues and hugs.
As the coffin was loaded into the car, Rimu sang a song called Pokarekare ana.
Some people couldn't even sing because they were crying too much.
Then a lady with a basket said take one lavender and place it on Ryan's coffin.


After that was finished we went inside and we got to eat some food that was set up on three tables. They were heaps of plates of food and there were plenty of drinks. Then we got back onto the bus, We sat in our seats and waited for Miss Hill to get on the bus.


We pulled out of Fielding and we started to drive to Woodville. We went past hundreds of wind farms that had windmills in them. We stopped at the same park that we did on the way there. Then it was home from there.

On the bus people started playing this game where they would call out someone’s name then they would have to do a weird face.


Our emotions

Aston: I felt sad at Ryan's funeral I could barely sing
George: I was also crying I was so so sad.
Nick: I was crying at Ryan's funeral and I was really sad, I want to go back in time.
Jake W: I was really sad because I never got to say a proper goodbye to him.




Friday, September 1, 2017

Mammoth in Mannathan

Mammoth in Manhattan

A man in Chernobyl was doing an a science experiment when it went wrong a big gigantic animal called a mammoth. The man immediately called the UMCA (Ukraine Mammoth Control Agency). The UMCA turn up in two Ford fiesta with chrome racks and snorkel and a light bar. Two of the people that came pulled out there tranquilizer guns and shot the mammoth right in the bottom. A big kenworth turns up with a flatbed trailer to place the mammoth on , a crane picks the mammoth up and places it on the flat bed. The truck drives out of Chernobyl and onto the highway heading for Port Пopt in Odessa Oblast.

7 hours later
The kenworth turns up at Port Пopt. The truck reverses onto MV CSCL Globe's container deck. Four high-security guards from USHS (United States High Security) guard the trailer. If anyone attacks they carry xm8 assault machine guns. A odd man walks on board he sneaks behind 5 containers until he gets to the truck, The truck driver is standing by the back-end of the truck the odd man stealthy crawls behind the truck driver and takes him out. The odd man drags the truck driver in a container
10.5 meters away from the truck the odd man takes off the truck drivers clothes and puts them on.

48 hours later
MV CSCL Globe turns up to Manhattan Cruise Terminal. The odd man jumps into the truck and starts the V8 engine. The truck pulls out of Manhattan Cruise Terminal and onto 12th avenue the mammoth was making the trailer sway side to side the mammoth fell out of the back of the trailer into Manhattan morning rush hour. The odd man driving the truck swerves and crashes into a barrier. The mammoth runs down the street the mammoth crushes all of the cars in its path.


A man goes to take a photo but he doesn’t capture it because the mammoth is galloping away. The MMCA (Manhattan Mammoth Control Agency) an agent comes and shoots the mammoth with another tranquilizer dart and the mammoth drops to the ground. Sadly they had to put the mammoth down at the local MCF (Mammoth Caring Facility).