Wednesday, September 27, 2017


This is my slogan, It says be positive like be nice. I created this today, I really enjoyed making this slogan.

Writing W10 - Superhero Card

This is my Superhero card, My superhero is Toxic Noodle man he fire noodles out of his arms and face. 

STEM Software Engineers two

  This is my name I did have some help from Oscar Ellis please enjoy and play my other games.

Monday, September 18, 2017

The bike race

On the 5 September in 2017, Hobble Fracis big chap wakes up in his rubbish bin at McDonald's he remembered that he had his big race he got up and put on his XXXXXXXXXXL Kim Jong Un shorts. He ate his daily 200kg can of spam. He had a bath in the toilet which had rotting poo that he used as body wash. He jumped on his stolen TT bike and biked to the event. The event was called the tour de hastings. He arrived he was very nervous. A voice came on the speaker “Get to the starting line” Hobble Fracis big chap wheeled his bike to the start line. He ate another 200 kg of spam and then he had to attach an ipad that showed apple maps they have put that on Hobble’s bike because he did not remember the track. He switched on his auto acceleration and braking. They put on 1.1 inch off road tyres. Meanwhile Francis Bob Hugeman is getting his 100 year old unicycle, Francis gets his water bottle that he bought from 1¢ store. Hobble sculls back his water from his old beer can.

On your marks! get set! Go! Hobble Fracis big chap starts moving but not very fast, Then he is 4th he pushes and he gets to third Francis Bob Huge man is in front. Hobble Fracis big chap overtakes Francis Bob Hugeman. Hobble eats another 200 kg of spam while Hobble is not looking Francis Bob Hugeman passes Hobble Fracis big chap. Hobble turns his auto acceleration to full speed. Hobble passes Francis it's a race to the finish but then Francis starts to fall to the back everyone passes him. Francis Bob Hugeman starts go really slow everyone overlaps him. Francis is now two laps till he finishes and Hobble is only one lap till he finishes. Hobble passes the finish line so does everyone else.

There is a big feast for the racers. Francis Bob Hugeman is still going. Everyone sits and waits for Francis to leave. They get bored so they leave. Francis is on the  final stretch it is 7.30pm, 180 minutes later at 10.29 pm and 59 seconds he crosses the line, Finishing at a time of about 9 and a half hours the other people there had finished but Hobble was sitting in the stands watching and supporting Francis in the race. They hop on there bikes and they go to KFC they eat five buckets of 1% free range chicken, Since Francis and Hobble do not they run off into Subway they eat a 18 foot long sub with Swiss cheese, Meatballs, Olives, Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce, Tomato and Jalapenos with thousand island sauce. Francis and Hobble get given there Subs, Sirens moan because the police a surrounding the front of the building, Francis and Hobble grab their subs and throw them in the bag, They run out back and they climb onto roof and they see their bike’s. Francis jumps off roof and land on his belly but he is not hurt, Its Hobbles turn to jump he jumps and does a 180 degree jump and lands on his belly he is not hurt like Francis, They both get onto there bikes and ride off.

Calendar art

My Calendar Art
My calendar art is a Lamborghini Aventador cruising down a road in the bush. The blue sky shines over the Lamborghini. The sun reflects off the Lamborghini's carbon fiber body. The bushes sit still as a brick. Buy a calendar for just $12.00 and if you buy the first 3 you get $3.00 discount. There are more items which you can get my art on it so come into Parkvale School. The art is by Aston Evans-Parkes

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Ryan's Funeral Recount

This is my writing is a recount of Ryan's funeral

Journey to Fielding

We got on the bus and everyone was chatting about Ryan's funeral so that's where the journey started as we were on the bus the kapa haka boys were practicing Pokarekare ana. It was kind of boring on the bus but we dealt with it so we started to play I dare you, Soon when we stopped playing we arrived in Woodville we played on the playground and most of us stopped to go toilet. An hour later we arrived at the church in Feilding.
As We walked in everyone was teary with tissues in their hands, Wiping away the tears every 5 seconds.
Half way through people started to get emotional. Me and Nick and Jake were getting really sad through the service so Jake's mum and dad gave us tissues and hugs.
As the coffin was loaded into the car, Rimu sang a song called Pokarekare ana.
Some people couldn't even sing because they were crying too much.
Then a lady with a basket said take one lavender and place it on Ryan's coffin.

After that was finished we went inside and we got to eat some food that was set up on three tables. They were heaps of plates of food and there were plenty of drinks. Then we got back onto the bus, We sat in our seats and waited for Miss Hill to get on the bus.

We pulled out of Fielding and we started to drive to Woodville. We went past hundreds of wind farms that had windmills in them. We stopped at the same park that we did on the way there. Then it was home from there.

On the bus people started playing this game where they would call out someone’s name then they would have to do a weird face.

Our emotions

Aston: I felt sad at Ryan's funeral I could barely sing
George: I was also crying I was so so sad.
Nick: I was crying at Ryan's funeral and I was really sad, I want to go back in time.
Jake W: I was really sad because I never got to say a proper goodbye to him.

Friday, September 1, 2017

Mammoth in Mannathan

Mammoth in Manhattan

A man in Chernobyl was doing an a science experiment when it went wrong a big gigantic animal called a mammoth. The man immediately called the UMCA (Ukraine Mammoth Control Agency). The UMCA turn up in two Ford fiesta with chrome racks and snorkel and a light bar. Two of the people that came pulled out there tranquilizer guns and shot the mammoth right in the bottom. A big kenworth turns up with a flatbed trailer to place the mammoth on , a crane picks the mammoth up and places it on the flat bed. The truck drives out of Chernobyl and onto the highway heading for Port Пopt in Odessa Oblast.

7 hours later
The kenworth turns up at Port Пopt. The truck reverses onto MV CSCL Globe's container deck. Four high-security guards from USHS (United States High Security) guard the trailer. If anyone attacks they carry xm8 assault machine guns. A odd man walks on board he sneaks behind 5 containers until he gets to the truck, The truck driver is standing by the back-end of the truck the odd man stealthy crawls behind the truck driver and takes him out. The odd man drags the truck driver in a container
10.5 meters away from the truck the odd man takes off the truck drivers clothes and puts them on.

48 hours later
MV CSCL Globe turns up to Manhattan Cruise Terminal. The odd man jumps into the truck and starts the V8 engine. The truck pulls out of Manhattan Cruise Terminal and onto 12th avenue the mammoth was making the trailer sway side to side the mammoth fell out of the back of the trailer into Manhattan morning rush hour. The odd man driving the truck swerves and crashes into a barrier. The mammoth runs down the street the mammoth crushes all of the cars in its path.

A man goes to take a photo but he doesn’t capture it because the mammoth is galloping away. The MMCA (Manhattan Mammoth Control Agency) an agent comes and shoots the mammoth with another tranquilizer dart and the mammoth drops to the ground. Sadly they had to put the mammoth down at the local MCF (Mammoth Caring Facility).

Monday, August 28, 2017

Procrastination Gaming

Hi guys I am just going to show you some of the latest videos on Procrastination Gaming.
Me and Oscar over the last 2 weeks uploaded three videos

Doing Some Trucking

High Power Cargo Pack (DLC)

The Long Haul


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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Back to the past - Part 1

Back to the past

Location: 55666 x 44456 y 77777 h or Planet Earth
Spacecraft: Upgraded ED (Enemy destroyer)
Date: 3045 October 12

Earth is abandoned a nuclear reactor blew up it sent radioactive atoms around the world everything was destroyed from the blast wave. Every extra terrestrial creature died.
ED 413 lands on earth's core three figures step out of ED 413. “Commander do you copy” Says one of the figures. “Yes Jimmy I do copy”says commander “James get my destroyer”says Jimmy “Ok sir”says James “Sean look after ED 413”says Jimmy. Jimmy and James walk around and they find a gigantic old building. “What is that light?” says Jimmy “I don’t know”says James “let's check it out”says Jimmy. Jimmy pulls out his axe that can cut anything It cuts titanium ,orbits and anything else. Jimmy’s axe slices through the door and the door lands on the ground with a big thump. “Where in” says James. They walk around and they find weird roundish orbit sitting in a table. Jimmy goes to grab it “Oh thats hot”says Jimmy. James pulls out his fire proof titanium gloves and picks up the orbit and places it in is bag. They walk out of the big building and back into the green black town.

20 minutes later
ED 413 is 20 minutes from landing on home planet ,Mars. A big asteroid hits the side of ED 413 the asteroid creates a big hole in the side of ED 413 It catches on fire and the ED 413 rolls and crashes on Mars. The three men get out and Jimmy grabs the strange orbit and the three men jump into this type of robot car and speed off. They park at a entrance to some sort of underground lab. They get out and open the big locked doors they run down the stairs and give scientist Sir Robert ganch the weird orbit. Robert says “This is an orbit that creates humans you have to find the right soil to plant it so it can create the humans” “Ok we will find the right soil to plant it Sir”Says James. The three men get in the scientists spacecraft ED 323 they fly to neptune.

“You will be landing at your destination In 2 minutes”says the computer. Thump!! ED 323 lands on neptune “Isn’t this the coldest planet in our solar system” Says Sean “Yes Sean It is but we will be fine”Says Jimmy. James steps out and plants the orbit in neptune's core “Nothing is happening Robert” Says Jimmy into the radio “Look for a little screen on the side of the orbit it should be green if it's the right soil if it's red it's the wrong soil”Says Robert. Sean looks on the little screen it is red. Sean gets back into ED 323 and they fly to Pluto.

48 minutes later
ED 323 lands on Pluto the smallest planet in our solar system. Now it is James is turn to plant the orbit the screen is red again. James walks back into ED 323 they fly to the sun and planet the orbit it turns green. A arm comes out and it starts dropping eggs. The three men wait and wait and wait the egg cracks a little bit and the three men a waiting for something to come out.

To be continued

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Maths Week 3

Maths Week 3
Hi today I am going to show you my video that me and Nick made about how to work out a division equation.
We used Show Me . You can download it on the App Store and Google Play Store.
Available on ios and android.

Thank you for watching

Tec Reviews Update

Today is going to be an update about our new reviews

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Apple Watch Series 2

PlayStation 4 Review

Samsung S8 Plus Review

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Friday, August 4, 2017

Quality Blog Comment

What is a quality blog comment?
This is a task when we had to right some ideas what a quality blog comment is

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Cold poem

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It is freezing.
So freezing.
It is so freezing,
Hawks freeze when they're airborne,
Sausages chill on the BBQ while they cook,
Dogs curl up with each other.
It is so freezing,
Whales bitter in the cold ,
People frost in a sauna ,
Hot chocolates turn into cold chocolates ,
Tee-shirts ice over.
It is so freezing,
Swimming pools turn as hard as titanium
The world turns into the arctic and comes to a stop.

Aston Evans-Parkes

Learning muscle

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This is my group’s plan of who knocked out this man. We thought it was Joe a homeless person off the streets. The evidence was a shoe ,Watch ,Bottle ,CD and a balaclava.. Joe the homeless had a shoe stuck to his back and he was wearing a balaclava and a watch and he had boombox and a bottle in his hand. He knocked out the man and stole his Watch ,Phone ,Wallet and keys. While he was leaving the man dropped his old watch and his CD fell out of his boombox and he dropped his balaclava and the shoe fell off his back. That was our team's plan.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Menu - W2

This is my menu Oscar J and I made this menu it is an Italian restaurant.
ll ristorante


Fresh Italian Bread
This italian / french dish is a delicious fresh piece of french bread with avocado spread and you can dip it in some olive oil. It is freshly baked with garlic and herbs.

Buttery Shrimp & Tomato Cioppino
This traditional seafood stew features buttery ,Tangy tomatoes flavours with a bit of garlic and fresh herbs. This is served with fresh crunchy italian bread. It has fresh garlic shrimps that will make your taste buds go off the floor to the roof.

Creamy Tomato Shells
This creamy tomato italian dish is the perfect entree for people who want  something easy to eat. It is topped with a sprinkle of parmesan cheese and cashew nuts and with some salt and some herbs.


Fiery Seafood Pasta
Feast your eyes on this delicious meal with smokey tender shrimps ,Sweet juicy scallops and tasty mussels. Served with some crispy french ciabatta.

Garlic Buttery Noodles
Try this tasty butter roasted garlic sauce with a sprinkle of rosemary and parmesan cheese. Cooked to perfection with sloppy delicious spaghetti noodles.

Our famous award winning pizza is going to be the most delicious pizza you have ever tasted. This cheesey pizza base has marvelous toppings such as chorizo ,Bacon ,Sausages , BBQ sauce.


This nice rich coffee dessert with ladyfingers and white whipped cream will make you want more.

A dish made out of deep fried balls of dough about size of mabes. Crunchy on the outside and light on the inside. Struffoli are mixed with honey and other sweet ingredients

Frosty cold italian gelato (sorbet)

Limone: Zesty lemon flavoured gelato

Panna: Plain ice cream

Cioccolato: Good old chocolate gelato icecream

Alcoholic beverages

Newton Chardonnay 1998

Hãhã Hawke’s Bay Pinot Gris 2016

Hãhã Marlborough Pinot Noir 2015

Hãhã Marlborough Reserve Pinot Noir 2014

Hãhã Hawke’s Bay Merlot 2015

Hãhã Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc 2016

Hãhã Brut cuvee

Hãhã Hawke’s Bay chardonnay 2015

Non-Alcoholic beverages
Pump Bottled Water

Keri Orange Juice

Keri Apple Juice

Keri Tomato Juice

Homegrown feijoa juice



Coke Zero

Coke vanilla

Coke (Normal)


Maths Reflection W2

This is my Maths reflection W2 this maths task was sort of challenging but also a little easy

Name of problem: Wooden Planks
Describe the problem: We had to figure out the fractions to find out the how much reaming planks.
These are the strategies and knowledge I used to solve the problem.
(add more bullet points for each step)

1.  30+30=60
2. 60+60=120
3. 30-3=27
Fraction ⅙
Describe how you used 2 learning muscles:
Managing distractions: I used this learning muscle by not getting distracted by other people.
Reasoning: I used this learning muscle by solving a hard problem.
Photo of the task:
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Maths Reflection W1

This is my maths reflection we had to explain what strategies we used when we did the maths task

Name of problem: Holiday pocket money
Describe the problem: We had $60 and we had to try and work out the fractions.
These are the strategies and knowledge I used to solve the problem.
(add more bullet points for each step)

  1. 15+15=30
  2. 30+30=60
  3. 15-5=10
  4. 2+2=4
  5. 10-4=6
  6. 1x10=10
Describe how you used 2 learning muscles:

Making Links: I used my making links muscle by putting other people's ideas in my group and add them to my work

Managing distractions: I used this muscle when it was very noisy in the hub.

Photo of the task:

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Tec Reviews - Online store

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Friday, July 28, 2017


Crackle went the speaker on the Bombardier c series "Hi this is your captain speaking we will be landing at Lankoko airport in 1 hour thank you". Beep beep beep " What is that," said the captain " I do not know sir"said the co-pilot then the plane went into a steep dive. "Captain captain what do we do"said the co-pilot "Try to pull up with your control wheel" said captain " OK sir " said the co-pilot. They both pulled there control wheels up but it did not work so they tried to flip the plane up side down to gain altitude " This is your captain speaking we having some major issues with the plane please buckle your seats and keep calm thank you" said the captain " captain we are going to hit the ground very soon!!"said co-pilot "1000 ft" said the planes computer "we are getting closer to the ground sir we have to do something"said co-pilot " I am going to try to land the plane on a nearby island" said captain "There is one up ahead"said co-pilot " OK I will try and land there" said captain. The captain pulled his control wheel down and the co-pilot pulled his control wheel down as well . The captain did not realise that the plane was going very fast . Crackle " This is you captain speaking please be calm we are going to land the plane on this nearby island thank you" said captain  " we coming in hot" said co-pilot " Brace brace brace!!!"said captain. BOOM the plane hit the ground and crashed into a big piece of drift wood. The co-pilot got up very slowly and limped out of the cockpit and into economy class every one was dead.

The co-pilot stepped out of the door and looked around he saw trees bushes a boar and insects.


My Favorite vehicles

Hi this blog post is going to be about my favorite vehicles

Mercedes sls amg 2016
Horsepower: 583
Cost: $200,000
Top speed: 317 kph (197 mph)
Engine type: V8 6.2 Litre

Bentley bentayga 2016
Horsepower: 600 (estimate)
Cost: $231,825 - $300,125
Top speed: 301 kph (187 mph)
Engine type: Twin turbo W12 6.0 litre

Bentley continental 2016
Horsepower: 560
Cost: $214,425
Top speed: 329 kph (205 mph)
Engine type: Twin turbo-charged W12 6.0 litre

Aston martin db11 2016

Horsepower: 600
Cost: 214,820
Top speed: 322 kph (200 mph)
Engine type: Twin-turbo V12 5.2 litre

Rolls royce wraith 2016
Horsepower: 624
Cost: $317,700
Top speed: 249 kph (155 mph)
Engine type: Twin turbo-charged V12 6.6 litre

Porsche 918 spyder 2016
Horsepower: 127 hp (front) - 154 hp (mid) Combined power rating : 887
Cost: $845,000
Top speed: 340 kph (210 mph)
Engine type: V8 4.6 litre + 2 electric motors on front and rear

Porsche Cayenne 2016 Turbo
Horsepower: 521
Cost: $51,000
Top speed: 241 kph (150 mph)
Engine type: V8 Twin-turbo 4.5 litre

Ferrari Laferrari 2016
Horsepower: 789 - E Motor - 161 hp Combined hp: 950
Cost: $1,416,362
Top speed: 349 kph (217 mph)
Engine type: V12 6.3 litre electric hybrid drive

Ford Hennessy Velociraptor 2016
Horsepower: 600
Cost: $22,500
Top speed: 177 kph (110 mph)
Engine type: V8 6.2 litre

Audi R8 V10 plus 
Horsepower: 610
Cost: $164,150 - $191,150
Top speed: 329 kph (205 mph)
Engine type: V10 5.5 litre twin-turbo

Corvette stingray 2017 Grand Sport

Horsepower: 460
Cost: $56,445 - $70,445
Top speed: 281 kph (175 mph)
Engine type: 16 valve V8
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